Oracle password expiry without DBA privs

Here's how to get password expiration information without DBA privileges.

SQL> select * from user_password_limits;

RESOURCE_NAME LIMIT
-------------------------------- ----------------------------------------
FAILED_LOGIN_ATTEMPTS 10
PASSWORD_LIFE_TIME 180
PASSWORD_REUSE_TIME UNLIMITED
PASSWORD_REUSE_MAX UNLIMITED
PASSWORD_VERIFY_FUNCTION NULL
PASSWORD_LOCK_TIME 1
PASSWORD_GRACE_TIME 7

7 rows selected.

SQL> select account_status,expiry_date from user_users;

ACCOUNT_STATUS EXPIRY_DA
-------------------------------- ---------
OPEN 03-JAN-15

At some point, I need to collect all my DBA-free Oraclejitsu into a single document.  But I say the same thing to that that I say to death:  "Not today."